If Donald Trump wrote the preamble to the Constitution


For you strict Constitutionalists, the full text reads:

We the people of the United States – and they’re very smart people. I know them personally – in order to form a more perfect union, and believe me it’s not going to be like that Union we’ve got now. It’s going to be MORE perfect. That’s better than perfect. We’re going to establish Justice and insure domestic tranquility, and who’s more tranquil than I am? We’re going to provide for the common defense, and I’m on record as saying that we should never have gone into Charleston. We’d have won a lot sooner if we’d listened to me then. Doesn’t matter anymore. We’re going to win now, and we’re going to demote welfare. And we’re going to secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and out posterity. We do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America, and not Mexico or Canada or anyone else. If they want a Constitution, they’re gonna need to back to where they came from and make one themselves. You’re welcome, America. We’re going to be great.