Here is the official list of Very Good Soccer Things:
– Winning
– Bicycle Kicks
– Nutmegs
– Chips
– Rabonas
If you do any of these things, you are a champion. And then Boca Juniors’ Jonathan Calleri walked out like, “don’t worry, I’m going to do three in one.”
RABONA – CHECK
CHIPS – CHECK
WIN – CHECK
So if doing one of the three makes someone a champion, is Calleri a super champion? A super duper champion? What comes after that? Because Calleri is that.