Lionel Messi’s Copa del Rey goal makes us want to start inventing new words

Lionel Messi Is An Alien With Capabilities Beyond Any Human And He Was Sent Here So We Can See What True Greatness Looks Like While Making Us Believe That Nothing Is Impossible, Volume 4,927.

WHAT?!

Let’s look at it again.

WHAT?!?!

No.

No.

No.

How.

What?!

That’s just rude. And amazing. And we need to start inventing new words to apply to Messi and only Messi because the ones we have now just don’t do him justice.

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