Please send help: my TV won’t show me anything but soccer

The final day of the Premier League season is upon us. That means that every game kicks off at the same time across the good ol’ U.S.A. That means, thanks to NBC’s TV deal, every game gets the live broadcast treatment. And that means people around the country woke up to watch whatever the hell they were planning to watching on USA, Bravo, Oxygen, E!, CNBC, MSNBC, Syfy, etc., and were met by wall-to-wall soccer coverage. Like, OMG.

Here’s a sampling of baffled people who were planning on watching Real Housewives reruns, think that soccer is a downgrade, and will probably alert Congress. Please pray for them.

God bless #America.