After sitting on the sidelines with an injury for a spell, Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba is one game into his return to competitively kicking balls around the field. Praise Jeebus. That means it’s time for a hair update. Let’s celebrate the best hair in world soccer together, shall we?
The Pogfather has some new crop circle lines, and pulls them off effortlessly, like only Pogba can.
Pogba is the only man who can successfully combine the hairstyles of Ellen DeGeneres, Nia Long, Mary J Blige and maybe Tony Parker.
Bless this man, father, for leaving Manchester United because they don’t deserve this hair. This hair belongs in the Champions League final.
Heroic from all sides.