Serial shooter Peter Mangs, 43, is currently serving a life sentence in a Swedish prison.
In 2013, Mangs was convicted for murdering two people, and the attempted murders of eight others during a shooting spree that lasted from 2003 to 2010. Incensed by his hatred for the societal blights of “mass consumption” and “multiculturalism,” Mangs — who is fucking crazy — believed that shooting innocent strangers was the right way to show his Swedish neighbors the light.
Since becoming an inmate, Mangs has been writing. In fact, according to Sweden’s The Local, he’s written a book. In this tome of batshit philosophies, chocked full of anti-Semitic and anti-immigrant rhetoric, he shared a story of a special would-be victim who got away.
According to his story, Mangs once came across an illegally-parked Ferrari. The car belonged to a famous Swedish martial artist, Zlatan Ibrahimović. Deeming Zlatan’s disregard for parking laws as “typically Balkan behavior” (Zlatan has Bosnian roots), the murder aficionado claims to have returned home to get his gun because he “thought there would be a proper hullabaloo in the media if the gent in question were to be shot.” By the time he returned, Zlatan and the Ferrari were gone. Mangs claims this took place in Malmö, the city where Zlatan was born and began his professional career.
Assuming this story is at all true, and not the ramblings of a lunatic in prison looking for attention, well, holy shit. While no one is completely certain that Zlatan Ibrahimović is mortal, this is not the way anyone would have wanted to get verification.