Zlatan Ibrahimović doesn’t give a damn about the Champions League

Zlatan.

Loading with vitamin D and Z. #vitaminwell

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I shudder to think what he means by Vitamin D or, lord forbid, Vitamin Z(latan).

But at least we now know how Zlatan recharges his batteries: by sitting barefoot and shirtless, staring up at the sun as he rests his legs on a black, iron gate in some sort of palatial estate, probably on Rue Something in Paris.

Note the likelihood of a photographer snapping photos of Zlatan from another wing of the house. Because you don’t want to be too close to Zlatan when he’s recharging. That makes sense.

Also, I need to hang out with Zlatan.

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