15 signs you are a true Real Madrid fan

1. When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you do is check As.com and marca.com

2. Your favorite color is white. And damn those who say White is not technically a color.

3. You can name the entire starting lineup of La Quinta del Buitre by heart

4. This was the greatest single moment in your entire life

5. You still miss Makélélé

6. You laugh at all the other clubs whose Champions League Trophy count is still in the single digits

7. In the 7th minute of every Madrid game, you say to yourself “Illa Illa Illa, Juanito Maravilla”.

8. And you know all of Juanito’s rules for a good comeback

9. Speaking of good comebacks.. The 93rd minute.

10. You still get goosebumps when you see this

11. You know that the greatest player of all time was not Pele or Maradona… it was Alfredo Di Stefano.

12. You smile to yourself whenever you eat a roasted pig

13. You secretly swell with pride when you see things like this

14. Your favorite sweet is a Merengue

15. And most of all, you DGAF about the haters