15 signs you are a true Real Madrid fan

1. When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you do is check As.com and marca.com AS

2. Your favorite color is white. And damn those who say White is not technically a color.sleeping white cat

3. You can name the entire starting lineup of La Quinta del Buitre by heart Screen Shot 2015-04-23 at 3.08.09 PM

4. This was the greatest single moment in your entire life

5. You still miss Makélélé

6. You laugh at all the other clubs whose Champions League Trophy count is still in the single digits


7. In the 7th minute of every Madrid game, you say to yourself “Illa Illa Illa, Juanito Maravilla”.

8. And you know all of Juanito’s rules for a good comebackrules

9. Speaking of good comebacks.. The 93rd minute. ramos goal

10. You still get goosebumps when you see this

11. You know that the greatest player of all time was not Pele or Maradona… it was Alfredo Di Stefano.Back Heel Goal

12. You smile to yourself whenever you eat a roasted pig pighead

13. You secretly swell with pride when you see things like this forbes

14. Your favorite sweet is a Merengue meringue

15. And most of all, you DGAF about the haterscronaldohotpants