OMG ÁNGEL DI MARÍA JUST GOT THE NUMBER 7 TATTOO’D ON HIS ARM HE MUST BE STAYING AT MANCHESTER UNITED FOREVER I AM SO HAPPPPPPYYYYYY!!!!! THIS DEFINITELY MEANS UNITED WILL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE AND THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AND ALL THE OTHER LEAGUES NEXT SEASON AND THE NEXT AND FOR ALWAYS!!!!
Yes, it’s true. The Argentine has gone and added to his ink collection, slapping a #7 on to his sleeve. It’s where he wears his heart, as well.
It’s a sure sign that the club’s record signing would be going nowhere this summer, despite rumors that di María was unhappy in Manchester. After all, he wore #22 at Real Madrid, so it’s not like he’d be wearing #7 when he picked up and left for PSG or something.
Except … well, those United fans working themselves into a tizzy about di María staying for the rest of his days seem to have forgotten one tiny detail: he wears #7 when he plays for Argentina. With 57 appearances for his country, and having played a vital role in the 2014 World Cup before he got himself injured, di María might, in fact, find himself a bit more connected to the Albiceleste.