Here’s Arda Turan crushing the dreams of five Málaga defenders

We need to have a conversation with Arda Turan. And possibly with Arda Turan.

Primarily, why does the Atlético Madrid star feel the need to stomp on people’s souls like this?


Can’t you just let people live? Why must you kill everything they are and everything they stand for? Are you proud of the fact that none of those defenders will be able to look at themselves in the mirror again? That none of their mothers will be able to look them in the eyes?

You are a cruel man, Arda. A rather fantastically cruel man capable of remarkable brilliance. But you are oh so cruel.


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