Russian porn actress offers 16 hours of sex to player if he scores five more goals this season

We all need a little extra motivation sometimes. For Russian striker Alexandr Kokorin that comes in the form of the possibility of having sex with porn actress Alina Henessy for 16 hours. All he’s got to do is score five more goals this season. He’s got 10 games left.

Okay, all these names are foreign sounding, so let’s back this up just a tad.

Kokorin is a 24-year-old striker for Dynamo Moscow. He’s a regular on the Russian national team. Thus far, he’s scored seven goals in 18 appearances (12 starts) for Dynamo.

Alina Henessy works in the porn industry. Her real name is Alina Yeremenko. This is what she looks like:

A photo posted by Alina Henessy (@alinahenessy) on

She was giving an interview with Russian television, rating the players of the Russian national team out of 10 based on hotness. (If she were in the United States, Arielle Castillo would be suing for copyright infringement.)

Henessy gave former Arsenal Lays Potato And Pickle Chip spokesperson Andrei Arshavin an eight and dubbed him “cute.” And Kokorin got a perfect 10.

“If before the end of the [Russian] championship Alexander Kokorin scores five goals I promise to hold a 16-hour sex marathon with him as a thank you,” Henessy said, per the Mirror.

I’m not an expert sex-haver (just ask my ex), but 16 hours seems excessively long. Still, incentive comes in different forms for different people.

A photo posted by Alina Henessy (@alinahenessy) on

The Mirror then printed a bunch of reactions from fans. It’s unclear where they got them, but let’s assume it was from the same Russian TV broadcast. Here’s the best, from Dynamo supporter Leon Golubev:

“I’m not sure having sex with her is going to be the incentive he needs. I don’t think he is that basic.”

This amuses me. Maybe because I like the idea of “basic bitch” having a direct translation in Russian, but also the dismissal of wanting to have sexual intercourse with another human being as “basic.”

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Anyway, because here on the Soccer Gods we promote only the highest quality of journalism, here’s an incomplete list of some of Henessy’s pornographic movie titles:

  • Asspirin 4
  • Buttman’s Stretch Class 17
  • Rocco’s Perfect Slaves 2 (for which she won an Adult Video News award for Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production)
  • Beach Volley Sluts in Ibiza
  • Fashionable Fuckers
  • XXX Fucktory
  • Suck My Cunt
  • No Holes Barred
  • No Holes Barred 2
  • Anal Buffet 5

I am deeply ashamed that I didn’t make up a single one of those titles.

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