Let’s check out where Charlie Adam was hanging out with the ball.
That is very clearly a no score zone. As in you will not score from there so I hope you aren’t dumb enough to try.
Oh no, Charlie Adam is dumb enough. Idiot.
BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
It takes pure genius to score from there and anyone who says otherwise is stupid and is an imbecile. Adam is too smart and incredible for those simpletons to understand.