So here’s what I learned today: I really want some chocolate.
Did it ever really start?
Is it over yet?
This is what equalizing looks like.
Stocker, the Swiss goal scorer didn’t even celebrate. He doesn’t even care. Why should we? Or do we?
The U.S. conceded a goal because that’s what they do. It’s 1-1 and 2-1 is coming.
Hahaha. [laughter emojis]
You just need to have some faith.
If he was really doing that, he’d have used an emoji after. He didn’t even say hashtag. I don’t believe your theory.
He was quoting bible passages, Ryan. Both sides. Gotta hear ’em. #FreeJozy
Can you imagine if Wayne Rooney got a card every time he told the ref to fuck off?
Jozy Altidore gets a red card for a foul and then swearing at the ref. Now the U.S. has their excuse for the late goals they give up.
You haven’t even called for Jonathan Bornstein yet
Jozy Altidore as No. 10. I hope Klinsmann experiments until everyone can’t tolerate it anymore. And then I hope he experiments some more until Nick RImando is starting up top. I really enjoy entertainment, by the way.
They keep kicking Gyasi Zardes and, as a completely unbiased Galaxy fan, I WILL STAB THEM IF THEY KEEP DOING THIS.
The U.S. gets away with a handball in the box. The gods are working for America.
So this Michael Bradley as a No. 10 thing…
Didn’t help him find the goal on that header, but that’s true.
Aaaaad Gyasi Zardes comes inches away from making it 2-0. If his hair was a little blonder it would have gone in.
Just remember that Zardes’ hair is the cutest USMNT story.
More believable blond: Yarbrough or Gyasi?
It’s art, yo.
Brek Shea now has TWO goals for the U.S. in 2015.
YOOOOOOO BREK SHEA
Orozco has been burned twice 1v1 while lunging as the attacker feints. Maybe stop?
First half talking point.
Oh hey, Nick Rimando is playing.
Michael Bradley missed the goal from six yards out with no pressure. I’m sure this won’t increase the heat on Klinsmann for playing him as an attacking player.
I can’t get enough of this Klinsmann hot mic. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
But if the U.S. could feel the rhythm, they’d be bobsledders.
Maybe that’s the problem with the U.S. recently, Ryan? After all, guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Someone should tell them to play some George Michael
Aliens are not people. I thought the courts covered this already. Unless we’re in Indiana, then all bets are off.
Can we discuss this dope music instead?
I never thought I’d see this side from you, Miriti. You’re questioning people because of what planet they’re from. You’re better than that.
I’m not having a go at Cozmo. But can you really trust aliens?
No one has ever said that before, unless they’re trying to decide where to get breakfast food for dinner.
We need Maxi Rodriguez here.
So you’ll defend Friedel, but have a go at Cozmo? You’re a monster.
What’s Brad Friedel have to do with this, Miriti? Also, who’s the English dude doing color?
LA Galaxy mascot has some biased feelings about this game. Someone needs to investigate Cozmo’s betting habits, by the way.
Leave Brad Friedel alone, Ryan.
They really couldn’t get an American color commentator?
This is pretty much all I’m watching for the next 90 minutes:
Not for this game, no.
Would you stop eating chocolate for soccer?
Empty Seats FC off to a great start in this one. When will soccer make it in Switzerland?
Michael Bradley has become Bob Bradley. It’s not just the bald head, it’s that they speak exactly the same. He’s Michob Bradley.
Jurgen Klinsmann has a bunch of bubble players in important positions where they’re sure to be tested. Is Klinsmann … testing them? Man, cray cray.