How Cristiano Ronaldo might behave away from the soccer field

Emperor Cristiano Ronaldo is an elite soccer player. That much is undisputed by rational human beings. His goals, assists, and general on-the-field form speak volumes, regardless of what you might read in Marca. Additional words or elegant phrases aren’t needed. But the Real Madrid star could use a few extra words or video frames detailing his legendary, signature posturing.

Thankfully, Brazilian online soccer content provider Desimpedidos has stepped up to the challenge. Desimpedidos posted a video of a fake Cristiano walking the streets of São Paulo, striking the most iconic of Cristiano poses. I won’t spoil the video by explaining the scenarios, but chances are, you’ll laugh a few times and then share your joy with friends.

Have a watch:

If you feel like recording your own Cristiano poses in the wild (responsibly) — via Vine, Instagram, YouTube, whatever — feel free to shoot them over to us on Twitter at @soccergods. If they’re funny, RTs will happen, maybe even an appearance on TV. Who knows? Anything is possible.