Emperor Cristiano Ronaldo is an elite soccer player. That much is undisputed by rational human beings. His goals, assists, and general on-the-field form speak volumes, regardless of what you might read in Marca. Additional words or elegant phrases aren’t needed. But the Real Madrid star could use a few extra words or video frames detailing his legendary, signature posturing.
Thankfully, Brazilian online soccer content provider Desimpedidos has stepped up to the challenge. Desimpedidos posted a video of a fake Cristiano walking the streets of São Paulo, striking the most iconic of Cristiano poses. I won’t spoil the video by explaining the scenarios, but chances are, you’ll laugh a few times and then share your joy with friends.
Have a watch:
If you feel like recording your own Cristiano poses in the wild (responsibly) — via Vine, Instagram, YouTube, whatever — feel free to shoot them over to us on Twitter at @soccergods. If they’re funny, RTs will happen, maybe even an appearance on TV. Who knows? Anything is possible.