How not to celebrate beating the 136th-ranked team in the world

Congratulations, Slovakia. You beat Luxembourg, at home. Now shake hands and move on. Or … bang a drum and sing and chant like Luxembourg are a real team and you accomplished something?

Um, excuse me. Yes, you, Slovakia. Sorry to interrupt. Your enthusiasm is wonderful, but let’s review a few things.

1. Luxembourg is ranked 136th in the world.
2. 136 has three digits and is a high number.
3. That is not good.
4. One hundred thirty-six.

Celebrating like that for beating the 136th ranked team in the world is more embarrassing than being the 136th-ranked team in the world. Have you no shame?

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