Somehow Zlatan Ibrahimovic found a new way to score a goal

Lord Zlatan is not human. He is a deity, and as such, he has control over much more than just himself. He can control time, gravity and even your dog (why do you think he’s so cute). He also does what he wants with weather and mere mortals.

That is how he scored for Sweden on Friday. He made it rain and dampened the pitch. Then he made the ball find his forehead.

Ho hum. Life as a god is pretty easy. Thankfully Zlatan uses his powers for such good and brings joy to us all on a daily basis. He is such a wonderful god, and on this day he added laughter to the repertoire. Thank you, Lord.

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