Here’s Andres Iniesta shattering a Ukrainian player’s ankles

Andres Iniesta is old. OK, he’s 30 years old, but his hair line makes him feel a decade older, and his play doesn’t look much younger than his hair, anymore. But he still has some magic left in him.

Witness: magically making a defender fall on his ass.

Is it the most magnificent move ever? No. It’s fairly pedestrian and the defending is laughable. That anyone would call the defender an athlete, let alone a professional soccer player, is an insult to all people capable of physical movement.

But we excuse that in the name of Iniesta. Go on and embarrass, you sweet prince.

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