The world of soccer doesn’t have enough great goal celebrations. Players don’t do anything outrageous with any regularity, there are too few well choreographed team dances, and we’ve even reached a point where not celebrating against your former team is a good thing.* So whenever a team absolutely loses its mind and celebrates its ecstatic, doing cartwheels and generally being excellent human beings, it is basically a sport-wide holiday.
But there is a point where it goes too far …
Zambia’s K Stars was doing so well. It’d scored! It celebrated! The players were flipping! All was right.
And then it forgot that soccer was still a thing.
Pro-tip: Soccer is always a thing.
* You scored a fucking goal and are fucking happy so fucking celebrate, you fuck.