Wondering why you’d ever pick Borussia Mönchengladbach in the March Men-ness bracket?
I’ll give you one great reason. Two, actually.
Are they blue or Gladbach green?
What’s behind that lovely sheen?
Either way they’re hot
The eyes of Patrick Herrmann
Some might plead
It’s Christoph Kramer in the lead
Put those thoughts aside
They play on the same side
As the eyes of Patrick Herrmann
Take a look at that stare
But you best beware
You’ll feel quite flirty
Your mind may get quite dirty
Thinking of the eyes of Patrick Herrmann