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- Applause, singing and this dumb sign welcomed Frank Lampard back to Stamford Bridge
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- Ecuador escalates cyber war by deploying army of Twitter trolls
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- With Germany tamed, Bayern’s left Guardiola with the challenge of being unchallenged
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- We have now learned that not all German goalkeepers are Manuel Neuer
- Manchester United finds new ways to punish its most loyal fans
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- Arda Turan chucks his shoe at official, official doesn’t even blink
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- Lawmakers take first step toward ending the Cuban embargo
- Here’s what it’s like to be a DREAMer in the state with Congress’ most anti-immigrant member
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- Cartooning for the White House: A chat with the artist behind the #GetCovered comics
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- Loretta Lynch defends Obama immigration program from GOP critics
- We’re so excited for the all-female ‘Ghostbusters’ reboot that we’re casting the rest of the movie
- Fox Sports is trying to start beef between Clint Dempsey and Lupe Fiasco
- Chile vs. the United States: Five questions about the performance that we can answer before kickoff
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- Chiapas has never been relegated, but life’s a grind for Mexico’s small clubs
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- French 8-year-old questioned by police about sympathizing with terrorism
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- Thanks to Sky Sports, the Premier League transfer window just got even more insufferable
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- FBI agent reportedly says the only way to beat Anonymous ‘is to get them all girlfriends’
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- Pandemonium erupts in Brazilian metro station as police fire tear gas into crowd after protest
- Mexico confirms with ‘legal certainty’ deaths of 43 missing Ayotzinapa students
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- Thanks Obama: Tab Ramos’s son has left college to join a Mexican team
- This BDSM-themed Domino’s ad explores the fifty shades of pizza
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- Why Brazil’s Summer Games could be the shittiest Olympics ever
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- Ecuador goes for ‘Hail Mary’ with $3 million Super Bowl ad
- Dani Alves’s teddy bear sneakers are a fashion tragedy, but Lionel Messi probably loves them
- Hate him now: John Terry is back to being the best defender in England
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- Why undocumented college students are so stressed out
- Riquelme’s reminder: There’ll always be a place for art in soccer
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- U.S. gets crushed in new ranking of which countries elect the most women
- New documentary tells the story of a man who had sex with a dolphin
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- Real Madrid may be breaking the same rule that earned Barcelona a transfer ban